Flashlight Press, 2011
If you think YOU have a busy schedule, take a look at Ernestine Buckmeister's weekly
On Mondays she sculpts with Clay Lumpkin.
On Tuesdays she does water ballet with Miss Goldfisher.
On Wednesdays she knits with Mrs. Pearl Stitchem.
On Thursdays she takes tuba lessons with Mr. Oompah.
On Fridays she yodels with Little Old Lady Hoo.
On Saturdays she studies karate with Grand Master HiYa!
And on Sundays she practices yoga with Guru Prakash Pretzel
Her well-meaning, busy parents have packed her after-school hours, turning Ernestine
into the over-scheduled poster child of today.
But Ernestine is about to opt out and do what no Buckmeister has ever done before: